Population | 13.475 billion |
Capital | New Rapture |
Leader | Elizabeth |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Crow |
The Republic of Old Emporia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Elizabeth with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.475 billion Old Emporians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rapture. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Old Emporian economy, worth a remarkable 1,444 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 107,163 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, on-duty Air Old Emporia flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown. Old Emporia's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Old Emporia is ranked 6,235th in the world and 296th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 58.24 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Old Emporia endorsed The Blurple Multiconfederacy of Lugarvatn.
- : Old Emporia was endorsed by The Blurple Multiconfederacy of Lugarvatn.
- : Following new legislation in Old Emporia, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
- : Following new legislation in Old Emporia, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
- : Old Emporia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
- : Following new legislation in Old Emporia, on-duty Air Old Emporia flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
- : Old Emporia endorsed The Grand Emirate of Juba.
- : Old Emporia was endorsed by The Grand Emirate of Juba.
- : Old Emporia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Old Emporia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
World Assembly
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